Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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