Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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