It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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