So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
please come you make the beer taste better
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
