Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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