dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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