seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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