Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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