If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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