Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
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why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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