what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
