: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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