Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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