Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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