If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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