i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want to make a zoo with you.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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