he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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