I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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