At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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