You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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