Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
