Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
