at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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