Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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