Christians are straight up FREAKS
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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