god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she peed on how many people?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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