Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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