Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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