Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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