I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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