and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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