she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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