I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I love you.
Bad choice
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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