love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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