feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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