Dual....:-)
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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