a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
