Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
