uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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