her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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