dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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