Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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