I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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