You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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