just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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