I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Randomize
