dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
why didn't you poke me back
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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