THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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