You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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