her vagine was all disorganized.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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