I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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