I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you bring me the toilet please
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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