we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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