I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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