How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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